D for Dennis, M for menace!
Dennis the Menace, Gnasher, Walter the Softie, Gnipper, Rasher and Dasher are all copyright of DC Thomson, floggers of dead horses extraordinaire. I have fond memories of this character but the attitude he is famous for is an anachronism in today’s society, and the efforts DC has made to modernize him completely negate the point of the character. Sometimes it is best to let things die, or if not go the other way and make him into a monster as I have done here. We all knew this is what he would have done to Walter if that fuckin’ slipper wasn’t around.